Don Duck
Don Duck
Specimen #007: The Feathered Godfather
THE REPORT
In the deepest corners of the Archives, there is a hierarchy that has nothing to do with the pond and everything to do with loyalty. This entry documents The Don Duck, a specimen who has moved beyond the water’s edge to manage the more sensitive, "under-the-table" interests of the organization. He doesn’t quack; he gives orders.
THE SPECIMEN
Specimen #007 was observed in a private mahogany-clad study, expertly managing a premium cigar and a small, highly caffeinated squirrel. While the squirrel appears to be a companion, our researchers believe it is actually his primary enforcer. The Don Duck is known for his impeccable tailoring and his ability to remain calm even when the breadcrumbs stop flowing. He doesn't make demands; he makes offers you can’t refuse.
THE RULES
As documented in the Archives, this specimen is the living embodiment of Rule #07: Keep your friends close, and your nut-collectors closer.
PRODUCT DETAILS
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The Visual: Deep, moody shadows and rich wooden tones. The high-fidelity print captures every texture, from the silk lapels of the tuxedo to the squirrel’s whiskers, making it a true gallery-quality piece.
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The Feel: Printed on our premium heavyweight cotton. Like a custom-tailored suit, this shirt has substance and a high-end structured feel.
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The Fit: A clean, executive-level fit that signals authority whether you're at a gala or the local park.
More details
- 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
- Midweight fabric (5.3 oz)
- Regular fit
- Set-in sleeves
- 1 × 1 rib at collar
- Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hem
- Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
- The fabric of this product is GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: UnnaturalSelection
- Email: contact@support.unnaturalselectionco.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Don Duck Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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28.35
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19.49
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9.25
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M
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29.13
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216
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9.45
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L
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29.92
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22.64
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9.65
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XL
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31.1
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24.61
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9.84
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2XL
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329
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26.57
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104
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3XL
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337
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28.54
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10.24
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4XL
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33.86
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30.51
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10.24
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5XL
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34.65
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32.48
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10.24
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