The Scholar
The Scholar
Specimen #005: The Domestic Philosopher
THE REPORT
While the rest of the pack is chasing tennis balls and delivery trucks, The Scholar is busy decoding the deeper mysteries of the household. This entry from the Archives documents a specimen who has moved beyond the simple "Good Boy" designation into the realm of true intellectual mastery. He doesn't just sit; he contemplates.
THE SPECIMEN
Specimen #005 was observed in the study, skillfully managing a cherrywood pipe and maintaining a level of focus usually reserved for the sound of a treat bag opening. With a gaze that suggests he’s read the entire encyclopedia (and found several typos), he represents the sophisticated side of man's best friend. He is fluent in three languages, though he chooses to only respond in "Wag."
THE RULES
As documented in the Archives, this specimen serves as the primary example of Rule #12: Curiosity didn't kill the cat; it just made the dog smarter.
PRODUCT DETAILS
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The "Black-Out" Print: Specifically color-graded for dark apparel. The subtle textures of the black fur and the delicate wisps of pipe smoke are engineered to emerge from the fabric, creating a striking, high-contrast gallery look.
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The Feel: Printed on our premium heavyweight cotton—soft enough for a nap in the library, durable enough for a walk in the park.
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The Fit: A clean, structured silhouette that stays sharp, even if you’re just lounging on the rug.
More details
- 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
- Midweight fabric (5.3 oz)
- Regular fit
- Set-in sleeves
- 1 × 1 rib at collar
- Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hem
- Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
- The fabric of this product is GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: UnnaturalSelection
- Email: contact@support.unnaturalselectionco.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Scholar Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
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S
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28.35
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19.49
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9.25
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M
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29.13
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216
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9.45
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L
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29.92
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22.64
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9.65
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XL
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31.1
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24.61
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9.84
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2XL
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329
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26.57
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104
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3XL
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337
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28.54
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10.24
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4XL
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33.86
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30.51
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10.24
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5XL
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34.65
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32.48
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10.24
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