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The Chairman

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The Chairman

Specimen #001: The Executive Predator

THE REPORT

Every organization has a leader. In the Archives of Unnatural Selection Co., that leader doesn’t take meetings—he takes territory. Captured here in a moment of quiet reflection, The Chairman represents the absolute pinnacle of predatory professionalism. He doesn’t need a suit; his presence is the uniform.

THE SPECIMEN

Specimen #001 was documented in the VIP lounge of the Serengeti, sporting a mane that has clearly been curated by a top-tier stylist. While the cigar is largely for aesthetic purposes, the authority is very real. He is the primary stakeholder in the food chain, and he has never once missed a quarterly target.

THE RULES

As documented in the Archives, this specimen serves as the definitive example of Rule #01: If you’re the King, you don’t have to roar.

PRODUCT DETAILS

  • The Visual: Cinematic, warm-cabin lighting printed with high-density inks to capture every feather and newsprint detail.

  • The Feel: Heavyweight premium cotton that feels like a First Class upgrade for your wardrobe.

  • The Fit: A structured, boxy streetwear fit that stays comfortable even on long-haul flights

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  • 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
  • Midweight fabric (5.3 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Set-in sleeves
  • 1 × 1 rib at collar
  • Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hem
  • Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
  • The fabric of this product is GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan

Size & Fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

The Chairman Size Guide

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Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28.35
19.49
9.25
M
29.13
216
9.45
L
29.92
22.64
9.65
XL
31.1
24.61
9.84
2XL
329
26.57
104
3XL
337
28.54
10.24
4XL
33.86
30.51
10.24
5XL
34.65
32.48
10.24

Measurements are provided by suppliers. This product runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare it with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the product to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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